1. nostalgiaultra:

    Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

    This is danielle on a dj set

  2. suzysils:

    I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

  3. jokerisms:

    when he’s on his back, lay on his chest so that your body is slightly perpendicular to his

    THEN HOOK HIS LEG AND PIN HIM FOR THE THREE-COUNT TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

  4. misbeliefs:

    i have abs………olutely nothing

  5. See you in a few days guys, wish me luck!

  6. (Fuente: burgertv)

  7. cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

    cleromancy:

    (Fuente: lonelytreestump)

    • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
    • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
  8. amoying:

    *breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

  9. Cherry Bomb
    The Runaways
    The Runaways

    (Fuente: sweetcocotte)